Good Evening, Fair Readers... here I am again. I am the guru of Custer County, but not actually. I went down to the local Ace Hardware this morning... mid morning about 10 o'clock. Much too late for cafe traffic but early enough to beat the noontime rush to the post office. There is a man who sits on a rocker there at Ace, at least on fair weather mornings. His name is Pride. That's what he goes by anyway. I can't remember his given name for the life of me. I said, "Good morning, Pride, what do you know?" He replied, "Nothing." That right there told me that I am at least wiser than one person in Custer County.
You see, my guruship is a journey. I'm not there yet, at least not that I know of. Technically, I must visit with each citizen of our fine county and compare my wisdom to each person. I have started with Pride, and I am wiser than him since his reply was, "Nothing." I knew at least one thing that was going on this morning and he did not.
My journey continues. Please join me. It gets better.

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